May 2013
theoriginalspike:
innumerablegibbons:
A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday It would be funny if this joke had a punchline Wooden tit
beerito:
“are u crying?” “no I just have swag in my eye”
peregr1ne:
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
slenclerman:
yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha
schlgrl:
tell me i look cute with your cum on my face (✿◕‿◕)
harryedward:
i’m friends with everyone until they get better friends and kinda leave me
''Are you free tomorrow?'' No, I'm expensive.
laugh-addict:
i cant sleep but im sleepy do you see my fuckin problem
